WHERE IS POOLBOY?!

Dear Poolboy,
Where the fuck are you? Why aren't you in vent anymore. We miss you so much! Please come back in vent. If you're having those anal discharges again then I'm sorry, please get better and make your sweet ass way back into vent. I/we miss that sexy deep rapist voice of yours! VENT ASAP!

-Love K!RbY! <('-'<)

Agreed! Where is that hottie? I miss that thick throbbing stick

My Dear Bromosapiens,

I do apologize for my recent absence from vent, forums and the Calling of Duty that we love so much. Your concern and thirst for my thick, throbbing stick has truly warmed my soul. I'm afraid that the reason I have been so distant is because for the last week I was knee-deep into tech-week for the play that I am currently in. We're actually opening the show tonight and it will play for a couple of weeks. After any sort of technical rehearsal or performance, we usually go out drinking and then I find myself randomly waking up in my car early in the morning. By the time I make it back home, the children are all in school and the adults are all at work leaving me in Vent by all by myself... and maybe an AFK Lep.

In case you don't believe me, I have posted links for pictures of me pre-performance.

Miss you.

Love,
poolboy:pig:

You are one weird mother fucker fool

ThurmanMurman wrote:You are one weird mother fucker fool

ROFL ROFL!

I disagree, i think he a sexy ass mother fucker. Just give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh. That's right, i want that thick throbbing meat wand to cast a spell on me

KiRbY <('-'<) wrote:I disagree, i think he a sexy ass mother fucker. Just give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh. That's right, i want that thick throbbing meat wand to cast a spell on me

David................

You ok man? I think you're a little under the whether or something.

D!RTY wrote:

KiRbY <('-'<) wrote:I disagree, i think he a sexy ass mother fucker. Just give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh. That's right, i want that thick throbbing meat wand to cast a spell on me

David................

You ok man? I think you're a little under the whether or something.

....oh god! i blacked out again! FML

Just the way I like 'em.